{"id":89982,"date":"2016-04-08T10:47:34","date_gmt":"2016-04-08T10:47:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/6toplists.com\/?p=89982"},"modified":"2016-04-08T11:02:19","modified_gmt":"2016-04-08T11:02:19","slug":"another-10-stupid-deaths-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/6toplists.com\/?p=89982","title":{"rendered":"Another 10 stupid deaths in the world"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hello once again. I come back with another 10 morons that deserve the Darwinian prize<\/strong> for utterly stupid. We all know that there are people of which deaths will increase the overall IQ points for this planet and so stupid that their existence is a question itself.<\/p>\n

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Some have already received a prize<\/a> so there comes the turn for other unfortunately stupid with low brain<\/strong> usage to take the prize.<\/p>\n

This time the deaths aren\u2019t induced by someone else but are more like a suicide and definitely stupid<\/strong>. Why have someone pull the trigger for you when you can do it yourself? Ah? So much talent wasted and definitely someone should go to jail, but when you\u2019re stupid the only one that should be going to jail is definitely yourself.<\/p>\n

Trust me. \u201cThere are so many ways to die, go ahead and choose one<\/em>\u201d, as the rapper Evidence<\/a> would say, you\u2019d definitely find some satisfaction to it<\/strong>. Otherwise it\u2019s no fun in living correctly, right? Right? Not for those retarded piece of shit, na-ah. Why waste time on others when you really can do yourself. Skipping ahead the useless retarded intro to introduce, yourself, to some definitely retarded folks that deserve the Darwinian prize for survival.<\/p>\n

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10. Banana thieves<\/h2>\n

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On this place we have some banana thieves<\/strong>, probably from hunger, which one day went stealing them on a plantation from Costa Rica<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Cause they weren\u2019t all that cautious, the guardian that was sitting in his little boxy room heard some noise and saw the intruders so he went out and fired towards them. The thieves riposted but in the end they were caught<\/strong>. The thing that is most interesting is the fact that from 3 thieves caught, one had a bulled put in his skull, but not from the guard but from its own artisanal gun which improperly functioned<\/strong> and instead to fire in front, fired it backwards.<\/p>\n

So it happens if you wish the wrong thing for another person. My question is why the hell would you steal some bananas which don\u2019t feed you enough when you can sell your fucking gun instead<\/strong> and make some serious buck and feed you with a fucking stake. Where did he had the money to buy such a thing? From bananas? The morale, once a thief, always a thief, unless he shoots himself.<\/p>\n

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9. The electrocuted carbonized man<\/h2>\n

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In 2014 the power plant from Tucson sent some workers to investigate some abnormal fluctuation<\/strong> of tension in one of the underground chambers with high voltage wires<\/a>.<\/p>\n

The room wasn\u2019t investigated for 5 straight fucking years and the workers found there the body, almost carbonized of a men which held in his hand a pliers. The man entered the room to steal the wires<\/strong> and he got his reward. This raises so many questions.<\/p>\n

How did he enter there? Was he conscious that those were having voltage in them? Was he even a worker there or a simple retarded survivor that needed to end his life in the end? Did he pass all those years without dying and wanted to solve that out? We will never know. What is for sure is the fact that death is always after us<\/strong>, but some run faster, some trip over a fucking wire. The morale\u2026 Steal chickens, it\u2019s much easier and they don\u2019t electrocute your ass.<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1VxHjdLVkgk<\/p>\n

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8. The Witchdoctor<\/h2>\n

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A witchdoctor Mubarak Abad was renowned for his healing talents and the way he heals the ill. Some sort of gipsy healer<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

One day he came with the idea to put his powers at another level, resurrecting someone from the dead. He didn\u2019t want an old guy or ill. Na-ah. He wanted a healthy guy so in return for some money a local guy offered as volunteer<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

The 2nd<\/sup> day the witchdoctor decapitated<\/a> the poor fellow and when he tried to resurrect him he, in his surprise, spoiler alert, he saw that it wasn\u2019t possible<\/strong>. This fellow ended in jail for murder but the victim\u2019s family received their money that were promised. This sounds like lotsa nowadays doctors which tend to make experiments<\/a> only for the fame.<\/p>\n

I dunno what the witchdoctor would expect of that, but most certainly, coming from a poor country, hadn\u2019t any decent information of what could be done and what it can\u2019t, not even with nowadays technology you can\u2019t pull that rabbit outta the hat. Gotta be aware in which parts of the world will you be hanging on next time you wanna see something interesting. Go there, you certainly won\u2019t see that kinda stupidity elsewhere<\/strong>.<\/p>\n