{"id":88161,"date":"2016-03-31T08:55:41","date_gmt":"2016-03-31T08:55:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/6toplists.com\/?p=88161"},"modified":"2016-03-31T11:53:23","modified_gmt":"2016-03-31T11:53:23","slug":"luckiest-x-survivors-of-an-apocalypse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/6toplists.com\/?p=88161","title":{"rendered":"Luckiest 10 Survivors of an Apocalypse"},"content":{"rendered":"

We\u2019ve all seen shows of people that survived crashes and accidents<\/strong> and we wondered, what kinda ridiculous God made them escape.<\/p>\n

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There are all sorts of Gods in this world, grain Gods, fertility ones, beauty ones, but what kinda God is capable of saving them in that manner in which they are still alive after those kinda accidents<\/strong>? If you know please lemme as well.<\/p>\n

Some of the titles I\u2019m about to show you are quite ridiculous and don\u2019t deserve any other specification over them but I will still find the power to comment them<\/strong>, if you want, you could do as well, but I\u2019ve never seen comments on this site so I\u2019d be grateful with only a view.<\/p>\n

I dunno why there aren\u2019t involved kinda guys in this site but I\u2019d wish for some interaction with the readers<\/strong>. Please interact with me, pretty please, with a cherry on top. Never mind.<\/p>\n

So these are the fucktards that deserve a some other kind of Darwinian prize<\/a> in which they have to put in stake only their luck, cause nonetheless they don\u2019t quite deserve to live<\/strong> cause they are stupid and probably they are here only to make us angry. Shoo, fuck off, I wanna see some dead bodies.<\/p>\n

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10. Former UK Independence Party Leader survives plane crash while campaigning<\/h2>\n

\"luckiest<\/p>\n

See, this is what\u2019s happening if you are sticking your nose where you have no fucking business, you get a plane crash.<\/p>\n

Fuck politics, fuck you and fuck your friends who encouraged you to make this stupid-ass campaign. You have no actual business in this shit so let it go. The Gods have spoken, no more campaigns for you Mr. Guy<\/strong>, or more exactly Nigel Farage<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I fucking hate campaigns and those who like and do it, they are the most retarded kinda persons<\/strong>. Why do that, why sympathize with someone that\u2019s gonna steal your salary later?<\/p>\n

The question is how the fuck did he survived cause this kinda accident usually leads to death, and he declared that after the crash he also saw the gasoline spilled all around<\/strong> his expecting to burn in flames, die mothafucka.<\/p>\n

But no, he was totally safe after the crash and he escaped with only a few broken ribs<\/strong> and as well he went outta the hospital in only two fucking days. This is quite a lucked. I think I\u2019ll start my own campaign.<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=AyfvrXIegiE<\/p>\n

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9. The Newspaper Delivery man who got stuck in a car windshield after being hit<\/h2>\n

\"luckiest<\/p>\n

This is a more normal title to begin but the description is not. But it\u2019s logical. One of my 1st<\/sup> questions why was a 56 years old delivering newspapers? I know that usually there are taken the younger folks<\/strong> to deliver newspapers not the hags that have no life left in them.<\/p>\n

This guy was stuck in the windshield when an intoxicated hag, another one, hit him and even though the guy on the windshield yelled\u201d Hey, I\u2019m the one on your car<\/em>\u201d, the car driver didn\u2019t acknowledge the fact<\/strong> that someone is in fact on his car. The biker declared that he has no idea why he didn\u2019t see that obvious aspect and still keeping on driving.<\/p>\n

After he terminated with the walk, the driver decided to stop into another car<\/strong> to make a bumpier ride for the new passenger. Gove<\/a>, because that\u2019s the name of the old hag on the bike, asked the other hag in the car \u201cwho are you?\u201d \u201cWhat are you doing in the car?\u201d. What could\u2019ve the car driver response to those questions? \u201cI\u2019m Santa Claus and I started looking for elves for my factory<\/em>\u201d? I think not.<\/p>\n

The other hag was taken to hospital later on that day and treated for glass on his palms<\/strong> and why not, glass in his eyes. Auch, that must\u2019ve hurt.<\/p>\n